Husbands? Who needs 'em?

Let me start with a big fat UUUGGGHHHH!!! I was in such a good mood this afternoon on my way home from work. I was SO hoping my husband would be in a good mood as well. Unfortunately, he was grumpy and a pain in the @$$! He had a complaining comment about everything that I said. I couldn't say anything right. And then...the cruise came up again. Who in their right mind would complain about having to go on a one week baby free vacation to Cozumel and Belize on a cruise ship with their spouse with no phone calls, work or babies crying???? You'd think a husband who works a completely different schedule from their wife and doesn't get to see much of them on a normal basis and if he does it's definitely NOT alone time due to a little one running around, might be HAPPY to have some QT time with his wife. But NOOOOOO....he has to complain about #1 how much we're spending on the cruise, #2 how much we'll spend while on the cruise and #3 how he's wasting his vacation time on a week long cruise instead staying home and "getting stuff done". What the freakin' crap? Everyone knows as well as I do that if he stayed home he wouldn't do anything but sit on the couch, eat candy and chips and watch every movie in his collection. There wouldn't be anything more done than if we went somewhere. I mean, yeah, so the cruise is expensive, but it's the first and at this rate only one we'll go on. It's our 5 year anniversary this year which is why we're going all out for this trip. I thought it would be a nice way to celebrate our first "monumental" anniversary. Apparently I was wrong. Apparently we should spend it working and staring at each other in the house for a week. Ok, I'm sorry for ranting and raving about my ding bat husband. Maybe he will be in a better mood tomorrow. I sure hope he snaps out of it before we get to the campground tomorrow or I might just leave him there!!!